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But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #never #pretended #reporter

I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry. ↗

— David Sedaris

#because #cry #feel #glee #i

The danger sensation is exciting. The challenge is to find new dangers. ↗

— Ayrton Senna

#danger #dangers #exciting #find #new

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me. ↗

— David Sedaris

#becomes #blur #everything #five #go

I guess my guilty pleasure would be listening to the British audio versions of the 'Harry Potter' books. ↗

— David Sedaris

#books #british #guess #guilty #guilty pleasure

I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story. ↗

— David Sedaris

#dinner #get #i #just #laughs

I like books on tape, and will listen to just about anything. ↗

— David Sedaris

#anything #books #i #just #like

I like listening to books as well, as that way you can iron at the same time. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #iron #like #listening #same

I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives. ↗

— David Sedaris

#books #i #like #lives #nonfiction

I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #like #reserve #right #whatever