#sai

I wasn't planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh. Somebody said I should do it and that's how I started. ↗

— Jamie Kennedy

#comedian #how #i #just #laugh

Conservative policies have on the whole worked - insofar as any set of policies can be said to 'work' in the real world. Conservatives of the Reagan-Bush-Gingrich-Bush years have a fair amount to be proud of. ↗

— Bill Kristol

#any #conservative #conservatives #fair #insofar

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. ↗

— Jay London

#end #end of the world #explosions #having #i

Sigmund Freud said we act out our own dreams, but if you are only an actor you are not acting out your own dream. You are simply participating in someone else's dream. ↗

— John Malkovich

#acting #actor #dream #dreams #else

When I said I retired from basketball playing, I have retired. You will not see me play again. That is a promise. ↗

— Karl Malone

#basketball #i #me #play #playing

You take the good with the bad and try not to listen to everything said about you because you know it's not good. ↗

— Karl Malone

#bad #because #everything #good #know

A lot of industry groups have said they support a federal law. They don't want to have to deal with 50 different state laws. ↗

— William Jackson

#different #federal #federal law #groups #industry

As a professional athlete a lot is going to be said about you - but I just try to move forward and try to achieve my goals. ↗

— LeBron James

#achieve #athlete #forward #goals #going

But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. ↗

— Jerome K. Jerome

#died #down #drawbacks #everything #expenses

I love tennis with a passion. I challenged Boris Becker to a match once and he said he was up for it but he never called back. I bet I could make him run around. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#back #bet #called #challenged #could