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...Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying.


Mercedes Lackey


#sadistic #sarcasm #humor

That seems like stealing, doesn't it?" Simon pulled a cup toward him. He drew the lid back. "Ooh. Mochaccino." He looked at Magnus. "Did you pay for these?" "Sure," said Magnus, while Jace and Alec snickered. "I make dollar bills magically appear in their cash register." "Really?" "No." Magnus popped the lid off his own coffee. "But you can pretend I did if it makes you feel better. So, first order of business is what?


Cassandra Clare


#sarcasm #simon-lewis #business

I've heard that the best way to help poor people is to make sure you don't become one of them


Robin S. Sharma


#business

Costin regained his serious tone but his eyes softened. "I won't force you into anything Sally. I know this is all different to you. I've known all my life that I had one perfect mate out there for me. And when I look at you, I'm in awe of what I've been given." Sally blushed as he paused. "I won't leave you unprotected, and allowing other males around you is something that neither I, nor my wolf, will be able to handle. Besides," he said, his eyes twinkling with mischief, "how could you not want to be around all this?" Sally let out a snort. "You've been around Jen way too much." "I don't know, she's quite educational." "Yeah, I don’t think I really want you to be educated by her.


Quinn Loftis


#educated #humour #jen #sally #sarcasm

Does the Pope love Jesus?


Dana Marie Bell


#humor

It was stealing her breath, imbecile. Go get a towel." -Christophe, Strange Angels by Lili St. Crow


Lilith Saintcrow


#sarcasm #humor

Come on," Alec said, already stomping down the ramp. "Let's find us a squirrel." He swept the weapon back and forth as he walked, looking for any interlopers. "Or better yet, one of the crazies who might've strayed over here. Too bad these things have to be charged or we could get rid of this virus problem in a jiffy. Sweep these old neighborhoods nice and clean." Mark joined him on the ground below the Berg, wary that someone might be watching from the ruined homes surrounding them or from the burnt woods beyond those. "Your value of human life brings tears to my eyes," he muttered.


James Dashner


#humor

I'm fully aware that some of the stuff I write is going to offend people or p*ss them off. They should be fully aware that I don't really care.


Briana Blair


#humor #sarcasm #humor

When all else fails...try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work...have another.


Timothy Pina


#jack #sarcasm #humor

As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.


Nenia Campbell


#humor #sarcasm #survival #humor






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