#saturday night

I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything. ↗

— Victoria Jackson

#i #impressionist #like #live #night

Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. And be glad of it. And they really liked the low-down blues. ↗

— Muddy Waters

#big night #blues #cents #everybody #find

I was meant to date the captain of the football team, I was going to be on a romantic excursion every Saturday night, I was destined to be collecting corsages from every boy in town before prom, accepting such floral offerings like competing sacrifices to a Delphic goddess. ↗

— Elizabeth Wurtzel

#before #boy #captain #collecting #competing

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years. ↗

— Dana Carvey

#comedy #i #live #loved #night

I learned that the hardest party to pull off successfully is Saturday night dinner. This meal is expected to be elaborate: appetizers, first course, dinner, dessert, and coffee. People arrive at 7:30 or 8 p.m. and stay for hours - definitely past my bedtime - and they all go home exhausted. ↗

— Ina Garten

#bedtime #coffee #course #definitely #dessert

I do miss Saturday Night Live, that's for sure. There's nothing like it. I just hosted, and I felt I'd only been away for a week. ↗

— Mike Myers

#been #felt #hosted #i #i do

We had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live. ↗

— Mary-Kate Olsen

#go #had #live #night #opted

I don't know what your childhood was like, but we didn't have much money. We'd go to a movie on a Saturday night, then on Wednesday night my parents would walk us over to the library. It was such a big deal, to go in and get my own book. ↗

— Robert Redford

#big deal #book #childhood #deal #get

Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live. ↗

— Geraldo Rivera

#basis #been #decade #fourth #hitting

Satire is what closes on Saturday night. ↗

— George S. Kaufman

#night #satire #saturday #saturday night