#shower

Bing Crosby sings like all people think they sing in the shower. ↗

— Dinah Shore

#bing crosby #crosby #like #people #shower

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering. ↗

— Yakov Smirnoff

#american women #doing #dream #i #like

I rode my horse to the saloon, but it was out of business. The cowboy I spoke with said the bartender served the saloon’s last drink on March 5th, 1882. Guess I shouldn’t have taken so long to shower and get ready. Ah, but that’s life, no?
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— Jarod Kintz

#bartender #cowboy #life #saloon #shower

I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.
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— Jarod Kintz

#bathtub #choir #kinky #music #musical

I sing around the house, in the shower. ↗

— Aaron Neville

#house #i #shower #sing

My whole career, my swing has always been the most important thing to me. Even when I'm taking a shower, I work on my swing. ↗

— David Ortiz

#been #career #even #i #important

My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower. ↗

— Chris Pratt

#favorite #loud #off #shower #sing

I don't spend as much time on my hair as people think. I get out of the shower, whack some grease on there and I'm done. ↗

— Chris Isaak

#get #grease #hair #i #much

I can't help but care about the rights of the people I used to shower with. ↗

— Jack Kemp

#care #help #i #people #rights

Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it. ↗

— Shia LaBeouf

#alone #being #comics #find #freeing