#shower

Tears are the summer showers to the soul. ↗

— Alfred Austin

#soul #summer #tears

Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her. ↗

— Scott Baio

#end #ever #her #probably #proposing

Think Tank, noun: The shower. ↗

— Craig Bruce

#shower #tank #think

Small miseries, like small debts, hit us in so many places, and meet us at so many turns and corners, that what they want in weight, they make up in number, and render it less hazardous to stand the fire of one cannon ball, than a volley composed of such a shower of bullets. ↗

— Rudyard Kipling

#bullets #cannon #composed #corners #debts

Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it. ↗

— Shia LaBeouf

#alone #being #comics #find #freeing

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering. ↗

— Yakov Smirnoff

#american women #doing #dream #i #like

I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size," and I thought, That's odd, I didn't know too many families showered together. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#family-size #funny #humor #risiculous #shower

I prefer to sing in the shower because the acoustics make you sound great, baby. ↗

— Naima Adedapo

#baby #because #great #i #make

I have the soul of a singer and do splendidly in the shower but the world will never hear it. Basically, I'm the only Irish person who can't carry a tune. ↗

— Roma Downey

#carry #hear #i #irish #never

It takes me 10 minutes to get ready to go out, and that includes the shower. ↗

— Josh Brolin

#go #includes #me #minutes #out