#silly

I belong, and my penis, it be long.
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— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #penis #silly #funny

Somebody left a pair of baby shoes on a bench. I would have taken them home, if only they weren’t too big for my feet.
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— Jarod Kintz

#baby-shoes #bench #bizarre #feet #funny

Just remember, we're all in this alone. ↗

— Lily Tomlin

#humor #quote #silly #humor

Have you ever been at a point that you don't know what to say? But yet you came up with this crazy idea to type this. ↗

— Eric Mayes

#humor #silly #humor

my inspiration in life has always been Calvin as Stupendo man. It says, if you really are inspired by something, if you really want to be something, just fucking be it. All of us do it as a child,but somewhere along the way we lose it. we get scared of appearing silly, of being judged, of failure. StupendoMan reminds me not to. ↗

— Soumeet Lanka

#cartoons #failure #happiness #inspiration #life

Smartass Disciple: Three years! I've listened you preaching just for this silly truth? Master of Stupidity: Who said I was preaching? Who said anything about the truth? ↗

— Toba Beta

#life #preach #silly #truth #life

A fart in the face is love. ↗

— James Kidd

#fart #farts #funny #love #silly

When pain brings you down, don't be silly, don't close your eyes and cry, you just might be in the best position to see the sun shine. ↗

— Alanis Morissette

#eyes #pain #shine #silly #song-lyrics

I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to success.
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #cherry #knot #nonsense #ridiculous

We weren't really friends yet, just knowers of each other's secret stuff. ↗

— Beth Bloom

#funny #humor #silly #funny