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When it comes to adding color to my face, I prefer lipstick. But no one ever lets me apply their lips, since I blush so much. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #kissing #lipstick #funny

Your perception is riveting, Amal," he says in a bored and sarcastic tone, dropping the note down on my desk. "It's comforting to know that there are people in my class who have the maturity and intelligence to make derogatory comments about other people's external appearances." Now what am I supposed to say to that? "What do you have to say for yourself?" Friggin' mind reader. ↗


— Randa Abdel-Fattah


#mind-reader #note-passing #teacher #funny

Funny,’ Will said, as they picked their way through. ‘Things are absolutely awful and yet people look much happier than usual. Look at them all. Bubbling.’ ‘They are English,’ Merriman said. ‘Quite right,’ said Will’s father. ‘Splendid in adversity, tedious when safe. Never content, in fact. We’re an odd lot…. ↗


— Susan Cooper


#humour #the-dark-is-rising #truism #funny

I would never say snog. I would say osculate.” She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist? ↗


— Joe Dunthorne


#kissing #funny

Women's hats contain so many possibilities for subtle sensual expression. When I wear one, it entices the opposite sex with erotic suggestions which they interpret without confusion and which I have never figured out. My wife is always able to predict when I'll forget our anniversary, how thin she’ll look on my birthday, and who ate her box of chocolates on Valentine's Day. Without my hat as her radar, I would have absolutely no insight into her total inexplicability. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #hats #humor #mysterious #women

There are some places in life where you can only go alone. Embrace the beauty of your solo journey. ↗


— Mandy Hale


#aloneness #beauty #being-single #faith #flying-solo

Be lead by the present spirit of ideas in your wildest dreams. Their mysterious pull on your life is a singular) summons, sent with a divine invitation. Trust + obey this guidance. In accepting your invitation--you step boldly into the blessing of fully being who you are created to be and the beauty for which you are designed to live. Expose the godliness you have hidden from yourself. Dare to believe in the deep knowing you have always known; you are worthy enough of the light given to you, so Shine ↗


— LaShaun Middlebrooks Collier


#blessing #dream #dreams #idea #ideas

How can you possibly know how much I miss you?" he said. "Have you got some sort of built-in miss-o-meter that can give us a reading?" "I'm a girl; of course I have a built-in miss-o-meter. ↗


— Adornetto


#missing #love

It is not true that everyone is special. It is true that everyone was once special and still possesses the ability to recover it. ↗


— Criss Jami


#adulthood #blunt #finding-yourself #genius #honest

You are hurrying to the sweet place, To the nonsense chasing your spirit And in the nonsense you look for answers. ↗


— Dejan Stojanovic


#chasing #circling #dejan-stojanovic #hurrying #literature






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