#slob

normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets. ↗

— Dave Barry

#cleaning #humor #slobs #humor

I'm sort of a slob. ↗

— Patricia Heaton

#slob #sort

I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. ↗

— Katie Holmes

#i #kind #live #person #slob

I'm a schizophrenic mix of wannabe glamourpuss and absolute slob, and my style is very much magistrate-meets-barmaid. ↗

— Jenny Eclair

#i #mix #much #schizophrenic #slob

I can be a lazy slob. ↗

— Shirley MacLaine

#i can #lazy #slob

I'm living with two guys. I'm living with a slob and a guy who sleeps all day. ↗

— Devon Sawa

#day #guy #guys #i #living

Of course people don't want war. Why should a poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best thing he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? ↗

— Hermann Goering

#best #come #course #farm #get

I'm a romantic slob! ↗

— Willie Nelson

#romantic #slob

I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. ↗

— William F. Buckley, Jr.

#believe #i #lot #moral #practice

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. ↗

— Clark Gable

#i #just #lucky #ohio #place