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In the closed circle of the war cabinet, pounded by terrible report after terrible report, there had been uncertainty about whether he could fend off the drift to exploring a deal with Hitler. The determination of the larger group trumped the tentativeness of the smaller, and Churchill fulfilled his role as leader by disentangling himself from defeatism--one of his singular achievements at the end of May 1940. ↗


— Jon Meacham


#determination #group-dynamics #winston-churchill #friendship

Embrace the transcending power of a hug, the healing ability of a friendly smile, and accept the gift of a helping hand. ↗


— Martin Suarez


#healing #help #helping-hand #helping-others #hug

She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her.
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— Jarod Kintz


#believe #bizarre #funny #honest #honesty

I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding of aquatic war machines. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#fish-tank #funny #nonsense #pacifism #funny

I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #smile #wink #funny

I was a militant smoker, and in my case, I think I particularly used smoking because what I felt was a kind of politically correct big brother assault on smoking. ↗


— Joe Eszterhas


#because #big #big brother #brother #case

There are no crowds out there demanding to see smoking scenes in movies. ↗


— Joe Eszterhas


#demanding #movies #out #scenes #see

Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct smell, and two, I’m currently trying to grow both in my garden. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#flowers #funny #grow #smell #funny

I wanted to have premarital sex with a midget, but I was afraid the ringmaster would banish me for unlawful carnival knowledge. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #sex #funny

The nice thing about being an empty-headed pessimist is that that your glass is only half air. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #pessimism #funny






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