#so

I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#choices #find #friends #hard #i

Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#himself #his #i #just #life

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#focuses #humor #much #people #people say

When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#came #coach #episode #got #hired

I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#beef #believe #corn #expect #fly

I think any time anybody says something nasty about you, it's hard to deal with it. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#any #anybody #deal #hard #i

When you're offered things, it makes it so much easier to be indecisive. And it's silly because you can pass on some really amazing things. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#amazing things #because #easier #indecisive #makes

As soon as you go into merchandising, everyone nods sagely and says, 'Ah, now we know why you are doing it.' ↗

— Dave Sim

#doing #everyone #go #into #know

Once a profound truth has been seen, it cannot be 'unseen'. There's no 'going back' to the person you were. Even if such a possibility did exist... why would you want to? ↗

— Dave Sim

#been #cannot #did #even #exist

The evidence that I see around me in society indicates that not only is thinking very much out of favor, but I'm not sure that the last couple of generations - Generation X and Generation Next, or whatever you want to call them - even know what a thought is, having been raised to be women. ↗

— Dave Sim

#been #call #couple #even #evidence