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Sometimes we would be staked out in the middle of the river, several barges tied together. So we could party.


Terry Southern


#middle #out #party #river #several

Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.


Pseudonymous Bosch


#emotions #funny #humor #manga #provoke

Google “brooklyn writer” and you’ll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?


Colson Whitehead


#brooklyn #funny #writers #funny

Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.



Jarod Kintz


#alone #bizarre #funny #hog #humor

Somewhere in the world there is an epigram for every dilemma.


Hendrik Willem Van Loon


#epigram #every #somewhere #world

If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture.


Hal Sparks


#being #comedy #could #done #goal

Someone needs to remind American CEOs that if you can't run a company that is innovative, financially sound and doesn't poison the rest of us, You can't run a company.


Hal Sparks


#ceos #company #financially #innovative #needs

This is a theater," Bertie, annoyed by the inquisition, dropped him onto stage. Several feet of slack cable landed atop the fairy in a slithering heap. "Oh!" Peaseblossom said. "You've buried him alive!


Lisa Mantchev


#eyes-like-stars #funny #lisa-mantchev #mustardseed #peaseblossom

I didn't really know what I wanted to do, and then I got this call from a casting director in Los Angeles. She remembered me from something years before, and she called my mom wanting me to audition for this thing.


Scott Speedman


#audition #before #call #called #casting

And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.


Joe Walker (as Voldemort in AVPM)


#joe-walker #supermegafoxyawesomehot #totally-awesome #voldemort #wise-words






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