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#sperm

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #sperm




Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.


Sarah Michelle Gellar


#because #credit #does #donate #father

People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us.


Michelle Rodriguez


#both sides #come #embryo #forget #part

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady. -'Rhett


Rowena Cherry


#humor #racy #romance #rules-for-a-rake #sperm-donor

Rhett: Here’s the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine.


Rowena Cherry


#humor #sperm-donor #humor

To have my life accepted as just another ordinary life, to have it viewed as common and regular, was a singular moment.


Katherine A. Briccetti


#families #lesbian-partners #sperm-donors #family

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.


Dave Barry


#biological #cells #despite #directions #egg

Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.


Bjork


#eleven #feel #fertility #festival #football

For each chromosome contributed by the sperm there is a corresponding chromosome contributed by the egg, there are two chromosomes of each kind, which together constitute a pair.


Thomas Hunt Morgan


#constitute #contributed #corresponding #each #egg

The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.


Thomas Hunt Morgan


#bodies #called #carries #chromosomes #consequently

When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.


Mitt Romney


#egg #goes #inanimate #life #something






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