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#sperm

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #sperm




Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father. ↗


— Sarah Michelle Gellar


#because #credit #does #donate #father

People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us. ↗


— Michelle Rodriguez


#both sides #come #embryo #forget #part

Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady. -'Rhett ↗


— Rowena Cherry


#humor #racy #romance #rules-for-a-rake #sperm-donor

Rhett: Here’s the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine. ↗


— Rowena Cherry


#humor #sperm-donor #humor

To have my life accepted as just another ordinary life, to have it viewed as common and regular, was a singular moment. ↗


— Katherine A. Briccetti


#families #lesbian-partners #sperm-donors #family

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin. ↗


— Dave Barry


#biological #cells #despite #directions #egg

Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. ↗


— Bjork


#eleven #feel #fertility #festival #football

For each chromosome contributed by the sperm there is a corresponding chromosome contributed by the egg, there are two chromosomes of each kind, which together constitute a pair. ↗


— Thomas Hunt Morgan


#constitute #contributed #corresponding #each #egg

The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes. ↗


— Thomas Hunt Morgan


#bodies #called #carries #chromosomes #consequently

When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life. ↗


— Mitt Romney


#egg #goes #inanimate #life #something






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