#sports

In a depression, attendance to sporting events goes down, while the percentage of people fornicating goes up, because sex is free. I know, some of you are probably thinking, Free! Where do I find those hookers?! ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#economic-depression #fornicating #funny #hookers #humor

Denver is home to me, and to be recognized for my achievements in the sports community here is a great honor. ↗

— Carmelo Anthony

#community #denver #great #here #home

I'm a huge sports fan. ↗

— Marc Anthony

#huge #i #sports #sports fan

I find interesting characters or lessons that resonate with people and sometimes I write about them in the sports pages, sometimes I write them in a column, sometimes in a novel, sometimes a play or sometimes in nonfiction. But at the core I always say to myself, 'Is there a story here? Is this something people want to read?' ↗

— Mitch Albom

#always #characters #column #core #find

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. ↗

— Muhammad Ali

#beat #birds #fly #grass #grows

Kids can have great passion and great ability but if you have the facilities for your particular sport that can give you the inspiration to become a sportsman. ↗

— David Beckham

#become #facilities #give #great #inspiration

I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"-Gazzy ↗

— James Patterson

#sports

Golf is a good walk spoiled. ↗

— Mark Twain

#golf #good #spoiled #walk

just as a stool requires three legs to stand upright so the taekwondoist must cultivate basic skills, meaningful forms, and effective sparring in order to have both feet firmly planted in the art ↗

— Doug Cook

#mind-body-spirit #self-defense #sports #taekwondo #art

Delaware is the only state east of the Rockies that is allowed under federal law to offer sports betting. ↗

— Jack Markell

#betting #delaware #east #federal #federal law