#sweater

Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#child #chilly #feeling #garment #mother

I'm a big cardigan sweater guy. ↗

— James Franco

#guy #i #sweater

My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater! ↗

— Breckin Meyer

#back #finally #girlfriend #high #high school

I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#body #disappeared #every #every time #gotten

I had an interview once with some German journalist—some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists—maybe a week after—and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, ‘It’s impolite; remove your glasses.’ I said, ‘Do I ask you to remove your bra? ↗

— Karl Lagerfeld

#chanel #communists #designer #fashion #glasses

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money. ↗

— McLean Stevenson

#doing #five #good #happy #i

My mom would put me in these preppy little suits and slick my hair to the side. I have these baby pictures of me where I'm this little preppy kid with a sweater tied around my neck. ↗

— Alexander Wang

#baby #hair #i #kid #little

When I decided to launch my first knitwear line, it was because I saw a void in the basics category. The editors were always looking for cool, fashion-forward tees and sweaters. So that's where I started. ↗

— Alexander Wang

#basics #because #category #cool #decided

I hate homemade sweaters. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#homemade #i #sweaters

When I'm at home or at school, I'm casual and comfortable. I tend to wear work out clothes and lots of sweaters. ↗

— AnnaSophia Robb

#clothes #comfortable #home #i #lots