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If you wish to serve me, as you have bloodsworn yourself to do, you must do so with honor. And that does not include introducing yourself by name to people like my mother in order to terrify them into submission.” "Kem'falla—" Gaelen protested. "Don't bother to deny it," she snapped. ↗

— C.L. Wilson

#humor #terrifying #humor

Crushed again! ↗

— W.S. Gilbert

#jane #patience #humor

Imagine no limitations; decide what's right and desirable before you decide what's possible. ↗

— Brian Tracy

#wisdom #imagination

One must not attempt to justify them, but rather to sense their nature simply and clearly. ↗

— Maureen Dowd

#clearly #justify #must #nature #rather

What difference does it makehow old I am when I shall never grow any bigger? ↗

— Miss Piggle Wiggle

#humor #miss-piggle-wiggle #myself #truth #humor

Never mind, never mind, let's get to the part where we smite the unrighteous. I've brought my most alarming teeth! ↗

— Nick Harkaway

#smite #teeth #humor

Poker has such an element of competitivness that other games don't have. ↗

— Chris Moneymaker

#games #other #poker #such

Hiking with your feelings exposed to the sun might give you heartburn. And even if you protect yourself by going on midnight strolls, you could trip over your high expectations in the dark. ↗

— Bauvard

#funny #heartburn #hiking #humor #walking

Sam LeClaire was a good-looking son of a bitch. ↗

— Rachel Gibson

#opening-sentence #humor

Escrevo para ver se acontece alguma coisa, os medievais estavam certos: o mundo é chato. ↗

— Filipe Russo

#humor #tédio #humor