#t

If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die. ↗

— Claudette Colbert

#i #laugh #rather

In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.' ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#facts #going #i #ignorant #keep

Magic has been something I've been really good at since I was really young. The ability has always come easy to me, I'm not sure why. ↗

— David Copperfield

#always #been #come #easy #good

Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#part #wonderful

The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you. It is its own size. And grief comes to you. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#comes #grief #i #i think #interesting

All I can do is today and tomorrow and have some idea of what we're doing next week. That's all I can worry about. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#doing #i #i can #idea #next

I love being onstage. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#i #i love #love #onstage

I never kill insects. If I see ants or spiders in the room, I pick them up and take them outside. Karma is everything. ↗

— Holly Valance

#everything #i #i see #insects #karma

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#boxing #gloves #got #i #person

I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host. ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#been #being #every #executive #executive producer