#t

There is a single entendre, but I don't know about a triple one. ↗

— Julian Clary

#i #know #single #triple

I mean,' he said with increasing vehemence, `that if there be a house for me in heaven it will either have a green lamp-post and a hedge, or something quite as positive and personal as a green lamp-post and a hedge. I mean that God bade me love one spot and serve it, and do all things however wild in praise of it, so that this one spot might be a witness against all the infinities and the sophistries, that Paradise is somewhere and not anywhere, is something and not anything. And I would not be so very much surprised if the house in heaven had a real green lamp-post after all. ↗

— G.K. Chesterton

#manalive #faith

I can't stand when people say, 'Don't hate me because I'm beautiful'. OK, how about I hate you because you said that. ↗

— Tia Carrere

#beautiful #because #hate #how #i

I like theme parks. The fastest roller coaster I've ever been on is at a casino in Nevada. ↗

— Tia Carrere

#casino #coaster #ever #fastest #i

I love to sing, so I just figured that I was going to sing or something. ↗

— Tia Carrere

#going #i #i love #just #love

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it. And laugh. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#forget #laugh #life #mock #pain

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them. ↗

— Jim Carrey

#either #life #opens #opportunities #stay

I have always been an outstanding football player, I have always had uncanny abilities, great arm strength, an immense ability to play the game from a quarterback standpoint. The problem was that I wasn't given the liberty to do certain things when I was young. ↗

— Michael Vick

#always #arm #ball player #been #certain

Don't you think you're just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic? ↗

— William Vickrey

#deck #just #rearranging #think #titanic

I was very young. I thought I knew a lot and I really didn't. I trusted the wrong people. ↗

— Tia Carrere

#knew #lot #people #really #thought