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I just don't want to play the same guy again over and over. ↗
— Ray Romano
#guy #i #just #over #play
Leadership is about being a servant first. ↗
— Allen West
#being #first #leadership #servant
I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way. ↗
#friend #getting #guy #i #idiot
I still got my hair, I'm not fat. ↗
#got #hair #i #still
I want to do well and I want to fit in. ↗
#i #want #well
I was wracked with insecurity. ↗
#insecurity
I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out. ↗
#go #i #loans #money #never
I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now. ↗
#because #different #dude #i #little
I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F. ↗
#alzheimer #begins #comes #every #giving
I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. ↗
#am #going #i #important #jokes