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As your abilities begin to grow, your angelic side will start to manifest itself in more noticeable ways." "My angelic side. Great. Like I don't have enough to deal with." "It's not so bad," Mom says. "You'll learn to control it." "I'll learn to control my hair? ↗


— Cynthia Hand


#funny

Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. ↗


— Gene Fowler


#humor

Music is pleasant not only because of the sound of many voices, but because of the silence that is in it. ↗


— Karen Russell


#karen-russell #occurrence- #home

Any place, then, can become a cemetery. All it takes is your body. It's not fair, I think, and I get this petulant wish for ugly flowers and mourners, my mother's old familiar grief. Somebody I love to tend my future grave. Probably this is the wrong thing to be wishing for. ↗


— Karen Russell


#karen-russell #occurrence- #home

The albatross hit the top and canted her soft belly to the storm, and made a screaming banked peel-out downwind and over the other side. I don't know if anyone else on the ship saw her. To me, she was a visitation. Not harbinger or annunciation, but a simple reminder of a wold that worked, that was at home with itself and friends with storm. ↗


— Peter Heller


#conservation #page- #home

It's unclear whether Brauser was trying to hit Franz Josef or Rangi. I hope it was the former. There's one difference between a bully and a hero, I guess: good aim. ↗


— Karen Russell


#karen-russell #occurrence- #home

Even at this altitude, the substitute pilot's bathed in sweat, sweat running down his chin and neck. Fear must be the fountain of youth, because the substitute pilot now looks younger than any of us, doughy and flushed with horror. ↗


— Karen Russell


#karen-russell #occurrence- #home

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well". From: "More Maxims of Mark ↗


— Mark Twain


#procrastination #humor

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ↗


— Douglas Adams


#humor #humour #work #writing #humor

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. ↗


— Albert Einstein


#humor #humor






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