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So I’m figuring this is death. The little air left in the cockpit is toxic with marthenine, and I can only wonder how much of it I have breathed in. Is my throat becoming raw hamburger? My lungs, oatmeal?


Kea Alwang


#kea-alwang #science-fiction #teen #treehugger #ya

Great. Darcy is the ruler of our school. Prety soon, Julius is going to be like Singapore - you'll get a $500 fine for chewing gum or making out in the hallways.


Flynn Meaney


#making-out #singapore-website-design #teenage-love #ya #design

Perhaps the most extraordinary popular delusion about violence of the past quarter-century is that it is caused by low self-esteem. That theory has been endorsed by dozens of prominent experts, has inspired school programs designed to get kids to feel better about themselves, and in the late 1980s led the California legislature to form a Task Force to Promote Self-Esteem. Yet Baumeister has shown that the theory could not be more spectacularly, hilariously, achingly wrong. Violence is a problem not of too little self-esteem but of too much, particularly when it is unearned.


Steven Pinker


#wrong-concept #design

Eating is not a crime. It’s not a moral issue. It’s normal. It’s enjoyable. It just is.


Carrie Arnold


#diet-industry #eating #eating-disorders #self-esteem #society

I know you've always dreamed of going to Europe," he says softly. "I want to make your dreams come true, Anastasia." "You are my dreams come true, Christian." "Back at you, Mrs. Grey," he whispers.


E.L. James


#christian-grey #dreams

It is often advantiageous to forget. Forget your wincing humiliations, forget life's blows, and get on. For blocks in every direction, down every street in the city, people not yet old enough to have lines on their foreheads were laughing away memory, warmly ensconced in shrines of forgetfulness. Those who followed the word of God and those who preferred what the priests called "hoodoo" alike. People everywhere forgetting with drink or forgetting with religion or forgetting with the numbing quality of their many heaps of things. They looked forward and imagined rosy tomorrows, and gave up whatever horrors heckled their dreams, and listened to the pretty stories of whomever ruled their pulpit.


Anna Godbersen


#inspirational #life #teenage #dreams

The only stupid question is the question that is never asked.


Ramon Bautista


#teen

Stay true to yourself and listen to your inner voice. It will lead you to your dream.


James Ross


#coach #family #golf #inspiration #sports

This just didn’t happen to girls like me. This just didn’t happen to anyone.


Jenna-Lynne Duncan


#kidnapped #kidnapping #teen #young-adult #teen

teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they say "I wish someone would drop a bomb on this school right now," that means they have arranged for a nuclear arsenal to be emptied onto the school and should be immediately suspended and ridiculed. if they say they were merely coming up with a joking excuse to postpone a bio test, reply that all jokes are funny, and that since dropping a bomb on a school is not funny, it is therefore not a joke.


David Levithan


#irony #jokes #sarcasm #teenagers #teens






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