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Nearly everything I do is part of a master plan to make me the most important entertainer in the world. ↗

The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex. ↗

Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans, and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing, I can stand in the rain. ↗

— Bobby Darin

#fans #hear #i #i can #me

I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife. ↗

— Lee Trevino

#anything #been #everywhere #except #i

Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a communist. ↗

— Alvin Dark

#batter #communist #deliberately #him #hit

We get criticized for showing no personality, then we get penalized when we do. ↗

— Lindsay Davenport

#get #penalized #personality #showing #then

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. ↗

— Clarence Darrow

#great #great pleasure #i #killed #man

Either to die the death or to abjure For ever the society of men. Therefore, fair Hermia, question your desires; Know of your youth, examine well your blood, Whether, if you yield not to your father's choice, You can endure the livery of a nun, For aye to be in shady cloister mew'd, To live a barren sister all your life, Chanting faint hymns to the cold fruitless moon. Thrice-blessed they that master so their blood, To undergo such maiden pilgrimage; But earthlier happy is the rose distill'd, Than that which withering on the virgin thorn Grows, lives and dies in single blessedness. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#death

Other than marriage, she doesn't control me and I don't control her. ↗

— Gavyn Davies

#her #i #marriage #me #other

In the long history of humankind (and animal kind, too) those who learned to collaborate and improvise most effectively have prevailed. ↗

— Charles Darwin

#collaborate #effectively #history #humankind #improvise

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