#th

I would sign on for projects that were meant to shoot in July, and then they would postponed and they would bleed into the following semester, and then I'd take a semester off, and then the movie would collapse. ↗

— Claire Danes

#collapse #following #i #into #july

Maybe philosophy - I love talking about ideas. Or maybe art history. I was thinking about psychology, then I got really afraid because everybody says it's terribly boring. ↗

— Claire Danes

#afraid #art #art history #because #boring

Yeah, there was the Flora Plum thing, where I trained for about a month and I had taken a semester off for that, and two weeks prior to filming, the financing collapsed. ↗

— Claire Danes

#collapsed #filming #financing #flora #had

You know, let a few years go by until I hit my midlife crisis. Then that can be documented on film. ↗

— Claire Danes

#documented #few #film #go #hit

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#dogs #family #found #i #looked

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#her #i #me #psychiatrist #seeing

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#born #had #i #i was born #morning

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#coming home #door #home #just #me

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#i #met #then #were #wife

We are mortals all, human and nonhuman, bound in one fellowship of love and travail. No one escapes the fate of death. But we can, with caring, make our good-byes less tormented. If we broaden the circle of our compassion, life can be less cruel. ↗

— Gary Kowalski

#compassion #death #life #death