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I think religion is a bunch of hooey, and I think that the holidays are an opportunity for people to get stressed out, getting their rush to shop. It's so conformist.


Ricky Martin


#conformist #get #getting #holidays #i

The homosexual community wants me to be gay. The heterosexual community wants me to be straight. Every writer thinks, I'm the journalist who's going to make him talk. I pray for them. I pray that they get a life and stop living mine!


Ricky Martin


#every #gay #get #get a life #going

Taking an interest in what others are thinking and doing is often a much more powerful form of encouragement than praise.


Robert Martin


#encouragement #form #interest #more #much

Our campaign is powered by college students who are not about to let the first genocide of the 21st century happen on their watch.


Ross Martin


#about #campaign #century #college #college students

We created a show and a scenario for college students where they can take what they learn in class every day and apply it to the real world.


Ross Martin


#class #college #college students #created #day

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.


Steve Martin


#leads #man #pretty #sex #soon

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.


Steve Martin


#comedy #laugh #making #people #puke

I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter.


Steve Martin


#automatic #automatically #bothered #comedians #day

The way to silence religious disputes is to take no notice of them.


Thomas Jefferson


#notice #religious #silence #take #them

I've never been a big cinephile, which may be why I could treat 'The Clock' like a puzzle and force the pieces to fit together in odd ways.


Christian Marclay


#big #clock #could #fit #force






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