#thin

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. ↗

— Sarah Silverman

#comic #i #i think #know #offstage

I believe that if you don't want to do anything, then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks for you and unzip your fly for you. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#beef #believe #corn #expect #fly

I myself do not believe in explaining anything. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#believe #explaining #i #myself

I know a way to stay friends forever, There's really nothing to it, I tell you what to do, And you do it. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#friends #i #know #nothing #really

It's always a nice feeling, having people think that you feel things much deeper than you're allowed to say, but this isn't true. If you want to find out what a writer or a cartoonist really feels, look at his work. That's enough. ↗

— Shel Silverstein

#always #cartoonist #deeper #enough #feel

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#along #boyfriend #calls #i #i think

From 19 to 28 there was a lot of turmoil in my life, but in a stuck way. Then, around 28, my life started to get shaken up. I realized I wanted to grow more and that anything that wasn't working in my life, I could fix it. I feel like I came into my womanhood. And that was when I got married. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#around #came #could #feel #fix

I love cooking and one of my favourite things to do with my husband is open up the refrigerator. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#favourite #husband #i #i love #love

I think any time anybody says something nasty about you, it's hard to deal with it. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#any #anybody #deal #hard #i

I think I can deceive people. I'm like, the nice, sweet girl when you meet me. And I don't have any bad intentions. But I'm a bad girl too. ↗

— Alicia Silverstone

#bad #bad girl #deceive #girl #i