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Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. ↗

— Will Rogers

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If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs. ↗

— Will Rogers

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The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. ↗

— Will Rogers

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There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. ↗

— Will Rogers

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When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs. ↗

— Will Rogers

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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. ↗

— Will Rogers

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This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. ↗

— Will Rogers

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