#tim

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#first time #had #i #i remember #kept

However, I spent most of my time in a Quaker school. ↗

— Brian De Palma

#i #most #my time #quaker #school

If guys don't respect themselves, they don't respect other people. That's times and personalities. And all of them are not that way. But it don't take but one or two to screw up the whole crowd. ↗

— Richard Petty

#guys #other #people #personalities #respect

The book was at a reasonably high position on the New York Times... before I was in the country. I thought it would be an interesting experiment to see if my presence here would push it up or down. ↗

— Kazuo Ishiguro

#book #country #down #experiment #here

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time. ↗

— Chris Rock

#men #most #time

The starting line of the New York Marathon is kind of like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. ↗

— Bill Rodgers

#behind #bomb #giant #go #kind

I am not predicting here that Obama will fail like Jimmy Carter. What I am predicting is the Republican Party is not extinct and will after a period of time become a strong opposition party. ↗

— Ed Rollins

#am #become #carter #extinct #fail

And I laugh at myself when I screw things up, which happens all the time. ↗

— Henry Rollins

#i #laugh #myself #screw #things

Time itself comes in drops. ↗

— William James

#drops #itself #time

Mr. President, you were elected to lead. You chose to follow. And now it's time for you to get out of the way. ↗

— Mitt Romney

#elected #follow #get #lead #mr