#tin

There is a reason it is called fossil fuel-it is an outdated method of getting power. ↗

— Alexandra Paul

#fossil #fossil fuel #getting #method #outdated

You know, it's hard work to write a book. I can't tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#writing #funny

Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. ↗

— Gene Fowler

#humor

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well". From: "More Maxims of Mark ↗

— Mark Twain

#procrastination #humor

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humor #humour #work #writing #humor

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ↗

— Mark Twain

#writing #humor

Do your thing and don't care if they like it. ↗

— Tina Fey

#humor #self-love #tina-fey #humor

Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor #procrastinate #humor

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. ↗

— Isaac Asimov

#writing #humor

Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#fate #humor #misfortune #top- #humor