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Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose! ↗

— Karl Lagerfeld

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Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you and be silent. ↗

— Epictetus

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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. ↗

— Julia Child

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Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! ↗

— Erma Bombeck

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from someone else's plate. ↗

— Dave Barry

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I have a real problem with bloat -- I write like fat ladies diet. ↗

— Stephen King

#writing #diet

I looked at him nonplussed. I realized that I have spent so many years being on a diet that the idea that you might actually need calories to survive has been completely wiped out of my consciousness. Have reached point where believe nutritional idea is to eat nothing at all, and that the only reason people eat is because they are so greedy they cannot stop themselves from breaking out and ruining their diets. ↗

— Helen Fielding

#dieting #nutrition #self-awareness #self-esteem #survive

The best diet is the one you don't know you're on. ↗

— Brian Wansink

#health #diet

I just can’t trim down. My skeleton is in the way. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#funny #humor #diet

Delia was an overbearing cake with condescending frosting, and frankly, I was on a diet. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

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