#twisted

It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated. ↗

— Elizabeth Cruickshank

#funny #oxymoron #sick #twisted #vioolence

Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how. ↗

— Laurie Halse Anderson

#morton-s-fork #twisted #death

Perception is created and twisted so quickly. ↗

— Louis C. K.

#perception #quickly #twisted

Some people call me sick and twisted. I feel that I'm neither; I am instead a Romantic. ↗

— Kenzie Western

#romanticism #sick-humor #twisted #humor

…and available man candy. But at least there would be mud, and maybe cows.” p12 ↗

— Claire Upton

#fate #love #twisted #love

It’s been said that the most successful people are often early risers. So that’s why I started getting up in the afternoon, which is well before any “successful” person even thinks of going to bed. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#successful #twisted-logic #funny

I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same thing. ↗

— Richard M. Nixon

#done #gave #guess #had #i

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person - they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated. ↗

— Russell Crowe

#attractive #because #committed #how #i

Twisted Sister plays 20, 25 shows a year. But if the band had their druthers, they'd be out playing all the time. ↗

— Dee Snider

#had #out #playing #plays #shows

I like real problems, the human condition - twisted, darker stuff. ↗

— Drea De Matteo

#darker #human #human condition #i #like