#twitter

I got my dad a great father's Day present. He called to say: 'Ach. Zis present is so good I now think it vas almost vorth having children. ↗

— Johann Hari

#twitter

What do you think Jesus would twitter, 'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone' or 'Has anyone seen Judas? He was here a minute ago.' ↗

— Chris Cornell

#anyone #cast #first #here #jesus

The honest-to-goodness answer is that Twitter tells me everything, and I have calluses on my fingers from all the mouse-clicking. ↗

— Josh Groban

#everything #fingers #i #me #tells

Twitter is so short, it's safe. I don't want my bosses to be like, 'Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.' ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#bosses #due #four #hey #i

Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#bully #comedy #comic #every #feedback

Despite the best efforts of critics and the hopes of authors, our tastes in books are probably as inherent & unbudgeable as those in food. ↗

— Alain de Botton

#food

I'm not on Twitter. ↗

— Megan Fox

#twitter

live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for each other -Lady Gaga via twitter ↗

— Lady Gaga

#twitter

…does not need Facebook, Twitter and Stumble Upon. She is a whole social media network all by herself. ↗

— Pandora Poikilos

#social-commentary #twitter

المحاكمات المضحكة والتصريحات المبكية التى أصابتنى بالاكتئاب وجعلتنى أترمى على صدر «فرخة» وأعيط ↗

— جلال عامر

#ضحك-كالبكا #twitter