#ty

All writers are insane! ↗

— Cornelia Funke

#insanity #writers #humor

A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off. ↗

— Victor Hugo

#humor #humor

First rule of cleavage: it's not how low you go, but where and when you show. ↗

— Elisabeth Squires

#cleavage #elisabeth-dale #humor #style #women

You messed with the wrong white girl, motherfucker!” Tyler shouted. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#tyler #humor

Plans are invitation to disappointment. ↗

— Derek Landy

#humorous #plans #spontaneity #humor

What's the matter with her? [Jasper] asked Griffin. Griffin shook his head. 'Nothing. She's just two personas struggling for dominance in one body.' [Jasper] ... Poor little thing. ↗

— Kady Cross

#nonchalance #split-personality #humor

Louisiana is a fresh-air mental asylum. ↗

— James Lee Burke

#insanity #louisiana #humor

Bitch, you are SO lucky you didn’t try to eat my dog. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#tyler #humor

Death is lighter than a feather, but Duty is heavier than a mountain. ↗

— Robert Jordan

#duty #death

We never think lightly of those who walk with us on our uphill days. ↗

— Richelle E. Goodrich

#charity #friends #friendship #giving #kindness