#u

My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK. ↗

— Brian Williams

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When you make 'The Daily Show', it's usually not for a laurel, it's for a dart. ↗

— Brian Williams

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In order to be a diplomat, one must speak a number of languages, including doubletalk. ↗

— Carey Williams

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Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman. ↗

— Carey Williams

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Youth is that period when a young boy knows everything but how to make a living. ↗

— Carey Williams

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Play and pray; but on the whole do not pray when you are playing and do not play when you are praying. ↗

— Charles Williams

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Every contrition for sin is apt to encourage a not quite charitable wish that other people should exhibit a similar contrition. ↗

— Charles Williams

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Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. ↗

— Charles Williams

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It is easier often to forgive than to be forgiven; yet it is fatal to be willing to be forgiven by God and to be reluctant to be forgiven by men. ↗

— Charles Williams

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I used to like whiskey. But it's been a long time since I've been drunk. ↗

— Claude Williams

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