#um

Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't. ↗

— Eoin Colfer

#humour #funny

Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE. ↗

— Joss Whedon

#creating #humor #inspirational #humor

No headboards were broken. ↗

— John Green

#humor #twilight #funny

But there were women in the world, and from them each of our heroes had taken to himself a wife. The good ladies were no strangers to the prowess of their husbands. and, strange as it may seem, they presumed a little upon it. ↗

— Augustus Baldwin Longstreet

#good #had #heroes #himself #husbands

Ambition is so powerful a passion in the human breast, that however high we reach we are never satisfied. ↗

— Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

#high #however #human #never #passion

I couldn't believe I'd come this far, lost Tyson, suffered through so much, only to fail - stopped by a big stupid monster in a baby-blue tuxedo kilt. Nobody was going to swat down my friends like that! I mean...nobody, not Nobody. Ah, you know what I mean. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor

It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humor #travel #humor

I'm a new mum who spends her days making baby food and cooking for her man. And I couldn't be happier. ↗

— Rebecca Loos

#cooking #days #food #happier #her

On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#girlfriend #humor #ketchup #tomato #funny

This is a good place," he said. "There's a lot of liquor," I agreed. ↗