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Love is, or you isn’t.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #love #age

Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?


Jarod Kintz


#humor #love #age

One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humour #knowledge-wisdom #memory #age

Love is like a free lunch. You won’t find any in this life, because I had yours for breakfast.


Jarod Kintz


#humor #love #age

Doyle: "What is it now, then?" Cordelia: "Isn't java supposed to be a coffee?" Doyle: "Ready to abandon the the Web project?" Cordelia: "No way. We have a chance here to make contact with the millions of people out there who are glued to their computers." Doyle: "All those millions, shunning human contact. I'll never understand it. Call me old-fashioned, if you like, but I want to interface with a face, not a hunk of plastic and glass." Cordelia: "Climb out of the Dark Ages, Munchkin man." Doyle: "It's leprechaun, and either way, I don't appreciate the insult.


John Passarella


#avatar #cordelia #doyle #humour #joss-whedon

I raise my head and see a red illuminated EXIT sign and as my eyes adjust I see tigers, cavemen with long spears, cavewomen wearing strategically modest skins, wolfish dogs. My heart is racing and for a liquor-addled moment I think Holy shit, I've gone all the way back to the Stone Age until I realize that EXIT signs tend to congregate in the twentieth century.


Audrey Niffenegger


#time-travel #age

I have always unswervingly held, that God, in our civilizing world, manifests Himself not in the miracles of biblical age, but in progress. It is progress that leads humanity up the ladder towards the God-head. No Jacob's ladder this, no, but rather Civilization's Ladder, if you will.


David Mitchell


#god #humanity #age

I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those of an old man. Still, the taste of a nipple is genderless.



Jarod Kintz


#alcohol #awesome #bar #bizarre #drinking

Love is the point where Yes meets Yesterday, and that's why I put the No in Now.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#humor #love #no #now #time

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#corruption #funny #humor #love #politicians






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