#um

I am no dummy, mate, that's for sure. ↗

— Shane Warne

#dummy #i #i am #mate #sure

I was lucky to live in the 20th century, when gefilte fish could be purchased in a jar. ↗

— Barbara "Cutie" Cooper

#food #grandmothers #humor #jewish #food

I didn't want a divorce but had to because of circumstance. ↗

— Sarah Ferguson

#circumstance #divorce #had #i #want

Man steps on an ant when he can't catch the fly. ↗

— Bill Gaede

#economic-collapse #environmentalism #extinction #gaede #globalization

Total absence of humor renders life impossible. ↗

— Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

#humor #impossible #life #renders #total

On their own merits modest men are dumb. ↗

— George Colman

#men #merits #modest #own #their

I can do a gig without an instrument. ↗

— Gavin DeGraw

#i #i can #instrument #without

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. ↗

— Dr. Seuss

#humor #humor

The power to question is the basis of all human progress. ↗

— Indira Gandhi

#human #human progress #power #progress #question

Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances. ↗

— Thomas Jefferson

#advantage #always #another #circumstances #gives