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Monuments are for the living, not the dead.


Frank Wedekind


#living #monuments

Nonsense! I have merely come to terms with the fact that I am perfect, and I have decided life must go on, and I must learn to live with myself...


C.N. Faust


#fantasy #faust #gay #horror #humor

Human beings are so made that the ones who do the crushing feel nothing; it is the person crushed who feels what is happening. Unless one has placed oneself on the side of the oppressed, to feel with them, one cannot understand.


Simone Weil


#cannot #crushed #crushing #feel #feels

I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her.


Jarod Kintz


#beautiful-girl #funny #guy #humor #jerk

I wouldn't mind if the consumer culture went poof! overnight because then we'd all be in the same boat and life wouldn't be so bad, mucking about with the chickens and feudalism and the like. But you know what would be absolutely horrible. The worst? ... If, as we were all down on earth wearing rags and husbanding pigs inside abandoned Baskin-Robbins franchises, I were to look up in the sky and see a jet -- with just one person inside even -- I'd go berserk. I'd go crazy. Either everyone slides back into the Dark Ages or no one does.


Douglas Coupland


#consumer-culture #end-of-the-word #feudalism #technology #age

For the Archivist, this role is a result of his obligation to preserve and assure timely and maximum access to our governmental records in the evolving historic saga of the American people.


Allen Weinstein


#american #american people #archivist #assure #evolving

The art of medicine consists of keeping the patient in a good mood while nature does the healing.


Voltaire


#humor #art

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.


George Carlin


#family #fun #hell #humor #death

The American experience influenced my understanding of individuality, basic human rights, freedom of expression and the rights and responsibilities of citizens.


Ai Weiwei


#american experience #basic #basic human rights #citizens #experience

Carpe Diem, just remember that we're partying on the Titanic.


Will McIntosh


#humor #sarcastic #funny






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