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The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular. ↗
— Geraldo Rivera
#journalism #popular #sticking #unpopular #up
I was supposed to be the antithesis of Frank. ↗
— Douglas Wilson
#frank #i #supposed
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom. ↗
— Joan Rivers
#forgotten #had #i #long #sex
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'. ↗
#birth #daughter #easy #go #had
My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy. ↗
#come #group #out #routines #therapy
I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her. ↗
#comedy #could #garbo #had #her
If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting. ↗
#came #just #like #line #look
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her. ↗
#could #her #i #me #put
One of the first groups we signed was the Fifth Dimension. ↗
— Johnny Rivers
#fifth #first #groups #signed
The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor. ↗
— Mickey Rivers
#check #chill #factor #field #finger