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The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular. ↗


— Geraldo Rivera


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I was supposed to be the antithesis of Frank. ↗


— Douglas Wilson


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It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom. ↗


— Joan Rivers


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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'. ↗


— Joan Rivers


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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy. ↗


— Joan Rivers


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I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her. ↗


— Joan Rivers


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If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting. ↗


— Joan Rivers


#came #just #like #line #look

Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her. ↗


— Joan Rivers


#could #her #i #me #put

One of the first groups we signed was the Fifth Dimension. ↗


— Johnny Rivers


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The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor. ↗


— Mickey Rivers


#check #chill #factor #field #finger






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