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He loves Thee too little, who loves anything together with Thee, which he loves not for Thy sake.


Augustine of Hippo


#glory #jesus #love #love

I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion. 



Jarod Kintz


#dangerous #fire #firearm #gun #guns

Well enough,” I reply. “Remember, you’re drunk. And happy. You’re supposed to be lusting over your escort. Try smiling a little more.” Day plasters a giant artificial smile on his face. As charming as ever. “Aw, come on, sweetheart. I thought I was doing a pretty good job. I got my arm around the prettiest escort on this block—how could I not be lusting over you? Don’t I look like I’m lusting? This is me, lusting.” His lashes flutter at me. He looks so ridiculous that I can’t help laughing. Another passerby glances at me. “Much better.


Marie Lu


#humor #lust #pretending #humor

Obstinate, headstrong girl!


Jane Austen


#pride-and-prejudice #humor

Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball rolling. I have places to go and things to do.' 'Me?' Ravel asked. 'Why do I have to start it? You're the most respected mage here. You start it, or Skulduggery.' Skulduggery shook his head. 'I can't start it. I don't like most of these people. I might start shooting.


Derek Landy


#gathering #grudges #humor #humorous #mages

So, Beav, tell me about yourself." "I'm Blue." "Sweetheart, if I had your dubious taste in men, I wouldn't be too happy, either." "My name is Blue. Blue Bailey.


Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#humore #natural-born-charmer #romance #susan-elizabeth-phillips #humor

It's so shameful of me: I like you.


Morrissey


#lyrics #music #humor

I know by now you think I should have straightened myself out - Thank you, drop dead!


Morrissey


#life #lyrics #music #humor

A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.


P.G. Wodehouse


#misery #moroseness #subconscious #humor

Close your eyes, and think of someone you physically admire, and let me kiss you.


Morrissey


#love #lyrics #music #humor






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