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I just think of myself as a comedian, really. ↗
— Sarah Silverman
#i #just #myself #really #think
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. ↗
#because #being #ethnically #funny #i
Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine. ↗
#himself #his #i #just #life
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. ↗
#focuses #humor #much #people #people say
I'm reachable for people, I'm not out of their league. I'm just a normal girl. ↗
— Alicia Silverstone
#i #just #league #normal #normal girl
Being vegan just gives you such great karma. ↗
#gives #great #just #karma #such
I don't just want to be the girl boys get excited about, I have no desire for people to see me in a sexy way. I won't do nudity ever. ↗
#desire #ever #excited #get #girl
I knew that I wanted to be a film actress and I never watched TV. I was always too busy. ↗
#always #busy #film #i #knew
I love cooking and one of my favourite things to do with my husband is open up the refrigerator. ↗
#favourite #husband #i #i love #love
I'm surprised by the fact that I like the word 'husband.' I thought I would hate it. ↗
#hate #husband #i #like #surprised