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I was a fat child and loved cake, perhaps because it was the only sweet thing in my life.


Andre Rieu


#cake #child #fat #i #life

People don't come to my concerts because they know the program. They come because they love the atmosphere and because they know that when I offer them a program it will be a night they never forget.


Andre Rieu


#because #come #concerts #forget #i

I just think it's shocking how many of these young people wind up in prison and they get turned into hardcore criminals because they had a possession of a very small amount of controlled substance.


Pat Robertson


#because #controlled #criminals #get #had

Jesus Christ is a prince of peace. He told us to live in peace. He told us to love our enemies. He told us to do good to them that spitefully use us.


Pat Robertson


#good #jesus #jesus christ #live #love

I was an economics major, which I enjoyed because I had a good business sense.


Herb Ritts


#business #business sense #economics #enjoyed #good

I'm pretty selective. I generally edit the contact sheets and then do work prints. Because I have my own lab and printers, I can afford the luxury of going through the contact sheets for black-and-white, making up work prints, seeing them big, and honing them down.


Herb Ritts


#because #big #black-and-white #contact #down

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.


Joan Rivers


#beds #dishes #hate #housework #i

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'


Joan Rivers


#hell #her #house #i #mother-in-law

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.


Joan Rivers


#birth #daughter #easy #go #had

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.


Joan Rivers


#because #funny #lucky #lucky ones #old






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