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When horsepower matches willpower, a road trip doesn’t end with the ocean. It only begins with a six pack.


Bauvard


#funny #horsepower #humor #road-trips #willpower

Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savings of 20%!



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #coffee #funny #humor #random

I managed to beat Michael Phelps’ 400 meter IM time. And not only did I beat his time, but I did it in exactly 200 meters.



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #compete #competition #competitive #delusional

Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil. Next time, why don’t you go all out and write in Lucifer on the ballot?



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #funny #humor #politicians #politics

Everything is as good or bad as our opinion makes it.


C.S. Lewis


#till-we-have-faces #inspirational

If he wants me broken, then I will have to be whole.


Suzanne Collins


#mockingjay #suzanne-collins #to-capitol #katniss

Spandex bodysuits, huh?” His eyes twinkled. “If that’s what turns you on—I’m all for giving it a try.


J.C. Reed


#love #romance #funny

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.


Zane Stumpo


#funny #humor #humour #wit #witty

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.


Jimmy Fallon


#funny #ghostbusters #humor #leaves #funny

She rages through my blood, is etched in my alma, and fused to my corazon.” quote Ricardo Emmanuel De La Cruz. Hot & Enchanting, De La Cruz Saga


P.T. Macias


#liter #romance #romance-novels #romance-sexy #saga






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