#vampire

Never tease anything that wants to eat you." Reign of Blood ↗

— Alexia Purdy

#paranormal-thriller #vampires #thriller

[startling Giles by walking in on him singing] (Spike) You know, for someone who's got "Watcher" on his résumé, you might wanna cast an eye to the front door every now and again. ↗

— Doug Petrie

#humour #irony #snark #irony

(Buffy to Spike) I could NEVER be your girl! -Season 6, Dead Things ↗

— Steven S. DeKnight

#eating-your-words #irony #never-say-never #irony

Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#sarcasm #vampires #sarcasm

The Catholic Church sees voluntary vampirism as a kind of suicide. I tend to agree. Though the Pope also excommunicated all animators, unless we ceased raising the dead. Fine; I became Episcopalian. ↗

— Laurell K. Hamilton

#episcopalians #vampires #catholicism

If the apocalypse comes...beep me! ↗

— Joss Whedon

#buffy-the-vampire-slayer #humour #snark #apocalypse

Tolerence ought to be humanities community and knowledge should be an individuals goal. ↗

— Clarrissa Lee Moon

#paranormal #paranormal-action #paranormal-romance #vampires #werewolves

My dreams were always the same I could see myself laughing . I was standing somewhere in a forest a raindrop rolled down a branch and fell on my nose . My hair was a sparkling red color and I was wearing a white flowing ball gown made from silk. I could feel him the one I loved staring at me intensely . His eyes as gold as the sun . I could hear him saying my love Fleur .. you are everything to me. His fingertips lightly shivering as he touched my face beckoning for me to come closer. I don't know what I would do if I lost you . "Are you sure you want to be with me?" My body protested as I fought for him to stay but he never did. As soon as I woke up his presence was gone. ↗

— Isabella Kruger

#romance #vampire #dreams

Because we don't really sparkle. ↗

— John G. Hartness

#sarcasm #vampires #humor

Nosferatu is the daddy of modern American sex. ↗

— Andrei Codrescu

#vampires #humor