#vent

In the old days when people invented a new function they had something useful in mind. ↗

— Henri Poincare

#function #had #invented #mind #new

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

#agree #decided #events #past #past events

I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have. ↗

— Jimmy Carr

#dog #end #farm #gone #i

I invented the cordless extension cord. ↗

— Steven Wright

#extension #i #invented

Sports betting is all about money management, so the most money won on one event is not the most important thing. ↗

— Bruce Dern

#betting #event #important #important thing #management

Technology has to be invented or adopted. ↗

— Jared Diamond

#adopted #invented

Next time we need to be on drugs and have lots of suffering and alcohol abuse going on while recording, I'm kinda picturing a Jerry Lee Lewis session from the mid Seventies. ↗

— Jim Diamond

#alcohol #going #i #jerry #kinda

I don't know if you ever say to yourself that you want to be an actress. It eventually becomes a social function - you are an actress and you make a living out of it, but at the beginning it's more a matter of how to survive, or how to exist in a certain way. ↗

— Isabelle Huppert

#becomes #beginning #certain #certain way #eventually

I didn't just invent saying offensive things. ↗

— Eminem

#invent #just #offensive #saying #things

Only in Washington would death be considered a taxable event. ↗

— Mike Ferguson

#death #event #only #taxable #washington