#very

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#cord #cut #dog #dumb #everywhere

I am furious about everything. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#am #everything #furious #i #i am

Every television show you go on is a choice. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#every #go #show #television #television show

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#comedy #could #garbo #had #her

I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#every #i #lived #show #stage

Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#life #tough #very #you

After that initial success, every chance we got we'd hire that remote recording truck and just record stuff at the Whisky because it was so inexpensive. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#because #chance #every #got #hire

Even Woodstock turned out to be a disaster. Everybody was stuck in the mud and people got sick. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#even #everybody #got #mud #out

What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it might turn into a big nightmare with all sorts of hassles because back in those days everybody was smoking pot and taking acid. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#back #because #big #camped #days

Cocteau is someone who has made such a profound impression on me that there's no doubt he's influenced every one of my films. ↗

— Jacques Rivette

#every #films #impression #influenced #made