#vodka

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. ↗

— Tom T. Hall

#champagne #costs #explain #fact #gear

They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table. ↗

— Anthony Bourdain

#drinking #drunk #liquor #russia #russian

Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever allow myself to offer vodka to a lady? This is pure alcohol! ↗

— Mikhail Bulgakov

#bulgakov #cats #vodka #alcohol

The hedonistic lifestyle is difficult to achieve when you're still carrying your own gear. Trust me that you don't feel glamorous with a 60-pound amp in your arms; it's a lot less sexy than toting a vodka gimlet and impossible to do in heels. ↗

— Carrie Brownstein

#amp #arms #carrying #difficult #feel

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it. ↗

— Fuzzy Zoeller

#does #ease #get #mind #off

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has. ↗

— Fuzzy Zoeller

#factor #key #key factor #our #vodka

Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric. ↗

— Anton Chekhov

#into #like #money #person #turns

We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... it embarrassed me a lot afterwards. ↗

— Robin Day

#afterwards #embarrassed #get #lot #me

If I had to think of what I would do different in my whole career, it's that I never would have picked up a beer, bottle of vodka. That definitely changed my life. That is an Achilles' heel for me. ↗

— Jayson Williams

#beer #bottle #career #changed #definitely

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. ↗

— Nicole Polizzi

#islands #long #straight #sucks #vodka