#w

Well, darling, you can have your tearoom now. ↗

— Norton Simon

#now #well #you #your

I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one. ↗

— Paul Simon

#chicken #child #chinese #dish #downtown

One of the things that upset me was some of the criticism leveled at Simon and Garfunkel. I always took exception to it, but actually I agree with a lot of it. ↗

— Paul Simon

#agree #always #criticism #exception #i

The record company stay out of my way. Whenever the record is finished, they take it. ↗

— Paul Simon

#finished #out #record #record company #stay

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. ↗

— Paul Simon

#prophets #silence #sounds #subway #tenements

The desire of the man is for the woman, but the desire of the woman is for the desire of the man. ↗

— Madame de Stael

#man #woman

Artie travels all the time. The rehearsals were just miserable. Artie and I fought all the time. He didn't want to do the show with my band; he just wanted me on acoustic guitar. ↗

— Paul Simon

#acoustic guitar #artie #band #fought #guitar

I always get very calm with baseball. ↗

— Paul Simon

#baseball #calm #get #i #i always

There must be 50 ways to leave your lover. ↗

— Paul Simon

#lover #must #ways #your

I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections. ↗

— Bauvard

#character #funny #humor #weight #funny