#w

It would be disingenuous of me to blanket-ly love everything a woman has produced simply to make a statement that we're all in this together. No. We're in Hollywood trying to be competitive, and get numbers, have our eyes on the Nielsens and things like that. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#disingenuous #everything #eyes #get #hollywood

Live performance really terrifies me. I haven't done it, really, in years. I think that's why I retired from my brief career in stand-up. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#career #done #haven #i #i think

My dad's whole family is in Madras and I was born in America so we didn't have that big Indian community. I don't really have anything interesting to say about it. When I talk about it people are like, 'meh, let's talk about something else.' ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#america #anything #big #born #community

Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I've been surprised at how much I've been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that's true. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#away #been #convey #even #her

On 'The Office,' so much of the show is about disguising your true feelings and your romantic feelings because it was a mock documentary. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#because #documentary #feelings #mock #much

People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#celebrity #charities #comedy #funny #ideas

People talk about mumblecore but I prefer bumblecore, hyper-realistic bee movies about how bees really are. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#bee #bees #how #i #movies

Personally, I, Mindy Kaling want to spend like 80 percent of my life hanging out with women. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#i #life #like #my life #out

Right now, I'm hankering for new adventures... Ninety percent of the time I'm having romantic-comedy fantasies in which I'm wearing little pencil skirts and hurrying down to the subway. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#down #fantasies #hankering #having #hurrying

The overlap in the Venn diagram of things that men hate for women to wear and the things that I love to wear, it's almost a full overlap on the Venn diagram, which is unfortunate for me. ↗

— Mindy Kaling

#diagram #full #hate #i #i love