#wat

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters. ↗

— Norman Ralph Augustine

#covered #earth #headquarters #other #surface

Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. ↗

— Jane Austen

#attack #cannot #dictated #fast #i

I'm not a big fan of watching my matches. ↗

— Victoria Azarenka

#big fan #fan #i #matches #watching

I tend to not watch things that are current. And then if everybody swears it's amazing then I'll like watch the whole series in a weekend. ↗

— Hank Azaria

#current #everybody #i #like #series

The half minute which we daily devote to the winding-up of our watches is an exertion of labour almost insensible; yet, by the aid of a few wheels, its effect is spread over the whole twenty-four hours. ↗

— Charles Babbage

#almost #daily #devote #effect #exertion

The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change. ↗

— Richard Bach

#answers #born #change #doing #going

I guess I watch more MTV than you do. I'm a junkie for it. ↗

— Sebastian Bach

#i #junkie #more #mtv #than

I'm obsessed with zombies. I like watching zombie movies and I read zombie books. ↗

— Kevin Bacon

#i #like #movies #obsessed #read

The American Dream has run out of gas. The car has stopped. It no longer supplies the world with its images, its dreams, its fantasies. No more. It's over. It supplies the world with its nightmares now: the Kennedy assassination, Watergate, Vietnam. ↗

— J. G. Ballard

#american dream #assassination #car #dream #dreams

I am an underwater explorer, not a treasure hunter. ↗

— Robert Ballard

#explorer #hunter #i #i am #treasure