#weekend

I come home every weekend and I still can't believe I represent Las Vegas in Congress. It's such a kick. ↗

— Shelley Berkley

#come #congress #every #home #i

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters. ↗

— Albert Brooks

#last #sweaters #visit #weekend #went

I've been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A friend will tell me about something coming up, maybe that weekend, and usually not an abundance of thought goes into my doing it. ↗

— Ryan Kwanten

#abundance #been #coming #doing #drunk

Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?' ↗

— Rita Rudner

#date #guy #i #i think #man

Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? ↗

— Rita Rudner

#children #first #guy #i #last

If there wasn't no fight, there wasn't no weekend. ↗

— O. J. Simpson

#weekend

When I came out of the military, I had a club in Memphis and I started using the The Bar Kays as my club band. They were still only in the middle school - but I'd take them on the road with me on the weekends, sometimes. ↗

— William Bell

#bar #came #club #had #i

Paddy Eagan, stay away from falling signs for a bit and you'll be as right as rain come the weekend. ↗

— Elizabeth C. Bunce

#injury #signs #weekend #funny

I could easily escape to a hotel for a weekend and do absolutely nothing. ↗

— David Boreanaz

#absolutely nothing #could #easily #escape #hotel

Spending a weekend with Hitler would have been boring in the extreme, although you would have had a greater certainty in coming back alive. ↗

— Alan Bullock

#although #back #been #boring #certainty