#wife

The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home. ↗

— Joseph Gordon-Levitt

#doctor #funny #pun #wife #funny

No one you love is ever truly lost. ↗

— Ernest Hemingway

#love

You are curious and quick, you have a deft mind, and for some unaccountable reason, people tell you things -- useful things. ↗

— Deanna Raybourn

#intrigue #marriage #mystery #nicholas-brisbane #partnership

Will there be poppy juice in it?" Phresine shook her head. "Good. My wife and I agreed that only my wine was to be poisoned. ↗

— Megan Whalen Turner

#wife

The king lifted a hand to her cheek and kissed her. It was not a kiss between strangers, not even a kiss between a bride and groom. It was a kiss between a man and his wife, and when it was over, the king closed his eyes and rested his forehead in the hollow of the queen's shoulder, like a man seeking respite, like a man reaching home at the end of the day. ↗

— Megan Whalen Turner

#wife

Listen carefully. I'd crush you like a bug for causing my wife one single moment of pain. Believe it. Fear it. ↗

— J.D. Robb

#mystery #romance #suspense #wife

I'm a hopeless mother; a hopeless wife; I have to try harder. I'm just a pathetic case history, really. ↗

— Siobhan Fahey

#harder #history #hopeless #i #just

O my love, my wife! Death, that hath suck'd the honey of thy breath Hath had no power yet upon thy beauty. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#breath #death #love #sucked #wife

I'm a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut. ↗

— Christine Baranski

#happily #i #live #married #mom

Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. It's our only joke. Every woman knows that. ↗

— J. M. Barrie

#every #every man #go #high #himself